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[greaterwestope]

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Zero turn mowers

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Small lawn mower

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At the End,..

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[sskk-manifesto]

Finally got around to watching ep 11 (´；ω；｀)

[keeps-ache]

[oh the original sketch btw cuz why not :3]

they're like shiny knickknacks to me

[ohworm-writes]

「✰」 ━━ NIKOLAI HEADCANONS

RATING R - Restricted [ Content Warnings : 18+ mdni, gn!m!f!reader, strong language, alcohol mention and consumption, fluff, possible mistranslation, spider mention, smut, dom!Nikolai, sub!reader, exhibitionism, cunnilingus, praise, degradation, masturbation, riding, hair pulling ]

SYNOPSIS Both general and romantic, safe for work and not safe for work, headcanons for, arguably, one of the most underrated Call of Duty: Modern Warfare characters to date - Nikolai. (This is my first time writing smut so any tips and feedback is greatly appreciated!)

WORD COUNT 1.2k

SAFE FOR WORK

His hands, and just his body overall, run naturally warm. Not to the point where he can be considered a "walking heater" or burning to the touch, but just exudes a constant warmness overall.

Dad-bod, no questions asked. He's not completely cut, not all hard surfaces and muscles - he's got a plush softness to him body that's equally as firm. He works out and keeps himself in shape, of course, because, granted, it's a given that comes with his profession, but he indulges himself equally as much.

He doesn't drink heavily, per se, setting a hard cut-off point for himself that he abides by like it's law, but he won't deny a drink if he's offered it. After all, drinking culture is big in Russia - he can hold his own just fine. That being said, vodka isn't his favorite, but he doesn't hate it by any means, either.

Acts of service and quality time are his love languages. He loves spending time with you whenever he can, especially considering how his profession can take him away for months and more at a time. If it's possible, you're always by his side or he's by yours. Will do anything you ask of him, too - be it chores, tasks, or anything else.

That being said, it can also be argued that giving gifts is one of his primary love languages, too. Any time he's out on a mission, he always tries to get you something from wherever he's been to - there are many perks to being a pilot, now aren't there?

He snores when he sleeps, and he sleeps heavy. Not to the point where you'd have to dump a bucket of ice water over him to wake him up, but to the point where you have to shake him vigorously to get him to slowly rouse. Sounds like a lawnmower when he snores.

His kisses are soft and slow, one hand on your waist or back, pulling you in, while the other holds your chin with such tenderness, guiding your lips to meet his, breathing out a heavy sigh as he relaxes into you.

Opts for Russian terms of endearment over English ones. It feels more personal to him, calling you something in his native tongue rather than something he hears everyone around him call their partners - it's more special to him.

Лапушка/Лапочка - Lapochka/Lapushka (sweetheart)

Любимая/Любимый - Lyubimaya/Lyubimyy (darling)

Surprisingly or not, he's actually a really good cook! He's traveled to so many places and tried so many different kinds of food so, naturally, he's learned to make them for himself. He downplays his abilities, but he looks like an absolute professional when he's in the kitchen.

When he's not away for work, he's actually quite domestic. He has a house of his own far away from everyone else in a remote little town, at least an hour or two outside of any major city. A cabin of sorts, with a place for his own little garden that he tends to (or, more accurately, which you tend to).

He even has his own little stall at the town's farmers market where he sells what he grows whenever it's ready. Everyone has so many theories about him because, honestly - why wouldn't they? A Russian man who lives at the edge of town in a big ol' house, disappearing for weeks or months at a time. It's a cause for concern.

He's so polite and he has the best manners, no question about it.

Though, to combat it, he can be quite a loose-canon. He's reckless and unethical in his methods, especially with work, but some aspects carry over to his personal and domestic life. (If there's a spider, he's pulling out his pistol first, not grabbing a book or a shoe).

He has this sarcastic, almost morbid sense of humor, smug as all hell (worse than Graves, more often than not) but he's genuinely just playful. He's a friend to everyone he meets and can easily match vibes with anyone.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Dominant in every sense of the word. He might let you act like you're in control from time to time, but he's quick to show you your place and has no shame in doing it.

His hands are always on you, no matter the occasion. He has to have some sort of physical contact when it comes to you. Be it a hand on the small of your back to guide you, on your shoulder to assure his presence, his leg touching yours when you sit down, a palm on your thigh as he drives.

One-hundred percent an ass man. Squeezing, slapping, spanking, groping - doesn't matter. If he can, his hand is there, no discussion.

He's an exhibitionist, easily. The risk of getting caught, whether if he's by himself or if he's with you, turns him on beyond belief - it gets his head spinning.

Helicopter sex! He's absolutely obsessed with getting you to ride him while he sits in the cockpit, holding onto your hips, fingers bruising into the skin, his legs spread wide with his jumper zipped down as far as it can go, fucking up into you as you bounce on his cock.

Jerks himself off in his helicopter too, biting down onto his fist as he fucks into his hand with purpose.

He's noisy! All grunts and growls, whispering to you how good you feel, practically narrating what he's doing sometimes.

It's a balance of praise and degradation that he gives. Sometimes it fifty-fifty, saying how you're taking him so well, like a good whore should. Sometimes it switches from one to the other (be it extremes or not) - it just depends.

Gives oral like it’s his job. Steady grip on your thighs, pushing them back and wide and buries himself between them for as long as you'll allow him to. He's so sloppy with it too, drooling and spitting all over you as he sucks you off/eats you out. (If you look close enough, you can tell it's started to bleach his beard, too).

Takes his time fucking you. He doesn't like quickies at all - if he isn't able to fuck you at the pace he wants, he isn't doing it. Now, this doesn't necessarily mean that he isn't up for hard and fast sex, but it's more so that he doesn't like time constraints.

More often than not, though, he goes slow (at least, at first), teasing you until you're begging before slowly pushing into you, dragging his cock in and out of you at an excruciating pace.

Speaking of, too, he's such a tease and he knows it.

Loves loves loves pulling and grabbing your hair, forcing you to arch your back as he pounds into you from behind relentlessly, watching the way your ass ripples with every snap of his hips.

Dumbification, too. Loves getting you all cock-drunk and fucked out to the point where you can't think for yourself, teasing you and borderline-mocking you as he slides a hand down your stomach, bringing his thumb down to your clit and making slow circles around it/grabbing the base of your cock and slowly stroking up and down it as he coos at you.

This goes hand in hand with overstimulation - loves making you cum over and over and over again until you can't think and it's too much, only to coax another orgasm out of you.

[tekniblog]

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[blueikeproductions]

The Matrix of Leadership is pry one of the most important aspects of Transformers, that it was pivotal in TFONE…

Buuut as usual these things don’t have a straight path.

The Matrix didn’t appear in the cartoon until the original animated movie, with its purpose largely being to destroy Unicron. Naturally the movie never really explained why we never saw the Matrix before or what it truly is. The succeeding third season would establish it as a very ancient relic with surprisingly mystical qualities that conflicts somewhat with the mechanical characters we follow.

Most of what we know is all past Autobot leaders had carried it up until Rodimus Prime, and that it’s potent enough to kill Unicron. Why it affected Unicron is never explained, but the Primacron episode would show the Matrix escaping the dead body of Primacron’s ape-bot assistant.

Which is confusing as the story suggests this wasn’t supposed to BE the Matrix, but a separate entity that would later summon Grimlock and the other Beast Mode Transformers to fight Unicron’s successor, Tornedron.

The Matrix’s final feat in the original cartoon was to vanquish the Hate Plague as its eons long accumulated wisdom was more than enough to cancel out the rage affecting the galaxy.

The funny thing is the Matrix wasn’t even part of the original scripts for the 80’s movie, which instead had Optimus’ “Life Spark” be the object passed down, upgrading Magnus to Ultra Magnus and ultimately be unleashed inside Unicron to kill him.

Megatron’s Life Spark was also a plot point originally, in that it was supposed to be entombed in the Decepticon crypt on Cybertron, but Megatron’s Spark and the Sparks of other dead Decepticons would be released accidentally, where these ethereal beings would come across Unicron who would instead encase them in new bodies as Galvatron and company.

The Matrix originally was featured in Marvel G1, a “Primal Program” housed in the current leader of the Autobots that allows them to bestow life on new Transformers. This was to explain how the Transformers reproduce in the absence of doing it the human way as the race (originally) wasn’t intended to have female characters.

Eventually the comics would retcon it that the Creation Matrix had a physical form similar to the cartoon, with the Matrix described as being the life force of Primus itself passed down to his creations.

This version of the Matrix would be transferred into Buster Witwicky’s brain by Optimus in an attempt to keep it away from Shockwave, which would temporarily give Buster Lawnmower Man like mastery over other machines, to the point he was able to disassemble (a non living) Decepticon Jetfire with his mind.

Buster, after Shockwave was defeated, was able to return the Matrix back to Optimus, with this concept loosely adapted in RotF years later when Sam Witwicky would be given the power of the Allspark in his brain by accident. Later the Matrix would need to be found once more, as the Autobots sent Optimus’ dead body to space, not realizing the Matrix still physically existed in him evidently, kick starting the Matrix Quest. The Matrix would be tainted by Thunderwing, creating the Dark Matrix Creature that served as the final antagonist of Re: Generation One, but the Matrix otherwise would be purified by Optimus and used to destroy Unicron.

G2 would see the Matrix restored, and later abused by Starscream briefly, while ReGen One would ignore this, instead having the Matrix completely gone…. Until Hot Rod was able to get an intact copy from another universe and evolve to Rodimus Prime. Yea it’s convoluted but this is Transformers, it’s always kinda convoluted.

After this the Matrix stopped having a major influenced for awhile, though the Japanese Beast Wars era would introduce the Energon Matrix, a personalized Matrix unique to different Maximal leaders from Optimus Primal, Lio Convoy, Big Convoy and Fire Convoy.

Other series like the Unicron Trilogy would include the Matrix, but it was just kind of there, mostly included just because G1 included it. The Matrix would instead become more of a religious concept during Beast Wars, and later become Transformers heaven in Beast Machines, and while it didn’t exist in Animated, the Allspark would later be contained in a container resembling the G1 Matrix.

Because of the life giving Allspark introduced in the Bay films, the Matrix, along with Vector Sigma, became somewhat redundant, with this being a problem Hasbro and other creatives haven’t been able to properly adapt. The Allspark became a sort of catch all for wisdom and life baring abilities the other two relics were known for, though modern media, albeit not successfully, has tried to make each relic distinct. Vector Sigma in Prime would be a repository of wisdom, while the Matrix was merely the symbol of leadership passed down by Primus to various leaders. Confusingly the Matrix would still display some holy power filled with wisdom, as using it shut down Unicron, but reset Optimus back to Orion. Vector Sigma’s back up data was necessary to reboot Orion into Optimus again… Cyberverse would see Vector Sigma and the Allspark used in conjunction in creating life, while the Matrix was a repository of wisdom from the past Primes as before, but its power could also be used by Megatron and Megatron X, showing the writers’ favoritism towards the Decepticons when they shouldn’t be able to be use it otherwise.

IDW would bring back the Matrix more prominently, but rapidly downplay its mystical nature to the point it was practically described as an advanced light up toy, and could easily be replaced with a fake or have multiple versions be created by Rung’s gizmo mode.

It still held religious significance and was thought to be part of Solomus, the god of Wisdom.

Tyrest would be revealed to be Solomus, so uh… take that as you will.

It’s not clear if Tyrest ever held the Matrix, but in his civilian life, he did work with it, being tasked with extracting life energy from it to make new Sparks after the life giving Hot Spots on Cybertron began to fade. This started the Constructed Cold Transformers, robots whose Sparks were housed in pre-built bodies rather than emerging from the metal of Cybertron naturally. Tyrest would later come to believe the Cold born Transformers were evil and try to kill them all, yeah wisdom my actuator.

After various trials and tribulations, the original IDW Matrix would be split in half, one half claimed by Rodimus the other Optimus, with each one being destroyed in order to fix a problem of the hour. Optimus’ half survived longer, being used as a means to sway the religious colony worlds into Optimus’ goals to have a Council of Worlds, Earth among them.

Despite downplaying the mystical nature, sometimes it would crop up to somewhat demean Optimus, implying he wasn’t worthy of it. Optimus would complain having the Matrix hurt him, while Rodimus instead felt like he just harmed the power of the Chaos Emeralds. The Matrix also temporarily was held by Thunderclash, and had to be surgically removed from his chest because apparently the Matrix didn’t want to leave Thunderclash.

SkyBound seems to meet in the middle, having some general rules with its Matrix, but not being embarrassed by its mystical nature like IDW was.

This Matrix seems to be more of an advanced machinery that has a finite power source, and while it can heal, it can’t reactivate the dead. It is tied to the barer’s life force, and exerting too much energy can kill the barer. Optimus’ selflessness saw him wanting to use what power was left to revive all the Autobots, but when talked out of it, he instead used the power to reactivate the Decepticon damaged hospital Spike was recovering in. Later when Sparkplug merged with the Matrix by unexplained means, the Matrix was re-energized, but also caused Optimus to be given flashes of Sparkplug’s memories and trauma, often seeing a memory of Spike as a baby, one that became increasingly distorted (a fan theory as of typing connected it as a side effect of wearing Megatron’s arm) when Optimus was pushed to his limit and killed Shockwave, and later, possibly due to Sparkplug’s PTSD from his own war, accidentally blew up a tank when the Autobots tried to respond to a Decepticon attack on another city.

Who originally bore the Matrix differs from series to series… Japanese media would try to expand on it in modern manga borrowing ideas from the 80’s cartoon and Beast Wars where appropriate.

The Matrix was originally owned by a survivor of the Big Bang, Primacron, who sealed his master Primus within to use his godly power to bestow life to his robots, eventually creating Unicron. The Matrix would escape and later bestow organic life to a barren planet, but early Quintessons would discover this planet and reformat it into Cybertron. The Quintesson leader of the era was the first leader to bare the Matrix, the being the 80’s cartoon would only describe as “It”.

Netflix War of Cybertron would state Alpha Trion was the first recorded barer of the Matrix, contradicting modern lore which states Prima, who originated from Marvel G1, was the first inheritor of the Matrix.

The modern lore with Prima was contradicted again in One, where Zeta Prime originally held the Matrix.

Who holds the Matrix before Optimus isn’t really nailed down as much as Hasbro wants it to be, as their intended idea is that the Matrix was originally part of the Star Saber, adorning its hilt, but the cartoons and comics tend to be a bit more resistant to this, preferring to to their own direction. Other leaders post Rodimus tend to not have the Matrix either, with Star Saber, Fortress Maximus, Ginrai, Dai Atlas, and RiD15 Bumblebee not using it.

Other Matrix variants are shown to exist here and there, most unusual is a Sharkticon Matrix briefly held by Megatron in Aligned media, and a Mini-Con Matrix held by Over-Run in the Dreamwave Armada comics. A Decepticon Matrix was said to exist in the G1 cartoon, but while it was a fib by the Quintessons to trick Galvatron into their servitude, an actual Decepticon Matrix probably DOES exist somewhere given all the variants I haven’t mentioned for simplicity.

Who can wield the Matrix varies, but for the most part it’s a heroic paragon of justice, hope, and goodness like Optimus who is considered worthy to use it. Hot Rod would also be shown to possess these qualities as would Optimus Primal, all being able to open up and use the Matrix. Ultra Magnus was unable to open it, with him even having to adjust the relic to better fit into his chest. Decepticons, according to the old cartoon, can’t use it. Galvatron tried to both open it and install it as a power source for his cannon and was unable to do so. Scourge and Starscream experienced mutations that did make them powerful when they installed the relic… but had side effects. Scourge was in inconstant pain (possibly, but never confirmed, to be the ancient Autobots retaliating when the Matrix wasn’t returned to Rodimus), while Starscream was instead slowly turning good by the Matrix’s divine power, something the jet was repulsed enough by to surrender the relic, as he loved being a dick.

The Cyberverse Matrix seemed more open minded to Megatron and Megatron X for some reason, despite their own atrocities, with the show implying Optimus wasn’t worthy. Remember kids, villain worship to this extent is unhealthy. Megatron being able to use the Matrix misses the point, something TFONE fixes. When the greedy Sentinel made a grab for the Matrix, it evaporated in front of him, only later reforming when Orion proved worthy of it. This version also attempts to be both a symbol of leadership and a life giving relic, as it controls the flow of Energon on Cybertron. What this means when Optimus goes to Earth has yet, if ever, to be explored…

The long and short of it is the Matrix typically is just an ancient ball that’s a symbol of leadership that occasionally can grant life depending on the demands of a particular story. The only object that’s similar in reverence is the Animated exclusive Magnus Hammer, with it able to generate intense storms and tremors by its user, but is carried around like Thor’s Hammer (never been shown if they need to swing throw it to fly with it tho’).

[kaiannae]

Fairy courting- Dancing

In Fairy culture, at least where the Kryn are concerned, dancing is a fundemental part of courting. The courting dances are elaborate, and the chimestry and coordination between the two dancers is thought to foretell the quality of the future match. Courting dances involve the Fairies' wings, via wing touches and movement. As such, a human is considered incapable of real courtship and ill fitting as a match. Caleb heard that and said "hold my beer". Consider this as a "What if" pic for Starling-verse. It is not considered canon as of now, and I don't know whether it will ever be. We'll have to wait and see where the story goes.

In other news, yes, I am writing as fast as I can but I don't have much free time, as real life demands my attention and the vet bills still exist and are a work in progress to get rid of. (Kitty is mending, thank any god who listens. He still looks as if he tried to fight a lawnmower and his fur is slow to grow back, but he's getting there).

The current chapter I'm working on in the time I do have has proven to be a bit challneing to write, and so I've been venting by drawing a bit of Fairy AU Shadowgast to motivate myself.

As its done, you get to see! Hopefully, the next chapter will be ready soon (It pretty much has the length required, but no good place to cut it yet, so you might get an extra long one when you get it.)

Please stay tuned.

[pokemonshelterstories]

Asking anonymously in case I get harassed over this question.

So a tree Pokémon moved into my backyard and I've noticed how it takes shelter in my veranda when it rains.

I was a bit concerned that it was dehydrated due to how dry its leaves were, and I figured that its refusal to absorb rain water was a matter of quality (acidic rain wasn't the most uncommon in my district after all), so I got some from my tap to water it with.

Oddly though, it flinched when I tried to give it water and now I think it may despise me.

I've left some Fresh Water in a bowl for it and it kind of seems to accept it, but I'm still curious why this particular tree Pokémon is so picky with water.

I do not have the most experience about taking care of Pokémon and I sure as heck don't have a green thumb either, but I'm pretty sure Grass-types should be more interested in water; it's already entry-level chemistry that plants need it for photosynthesis, and other Grass-types probably still need it for basic bodily function anyways, give or take a few exceptions, i.e. possessed lawnmowers.

Before I check with the local Pokécentre, can tree Pokémon be aquaphobic, or was that one in particular one of those succulents like Cacnea that already retain water well enough by themselves?

...out of curiosity, did it look like this?

really, though, it sounds like you have a sudowoodo on your hands. these guys disguise themselves as trees to hide from water types, because they're actually rock type and don't like water! hiding from the rain is typical behavior for sudowoodo. they're so easily confused for grass types that the grass gym leader in my town uses one on his team!

if you want to make friends with this guy, you can provide it with a covered area to get out of the rain as well a pan of sand or chalk soil, which they like to rub into their bodies.

[snakiest]

You know, I’ve heard a lot of conversation about how Turbo fast has a lot of interesting plot lines that never went anywhere, and mysteries that could be really interesting that are seemingly ignored in favor of adding more comedic episodes, but… (press read more, this is a long one!)

there seemed to be a sort of change in direction when it comes to what the show was supposed to be about, really. Or that it wasn’t really supposed to be a show about facing villains and uncovering those mysteries entirely, and the show simply wasn’t given enough time to get ready and solve those problems they vaguely hinted to in some of the more “action packed” episodes.

There’s a pretty cool interview with Chris P. that gives insight into the production of Turbo fast, where he says things about the mindset on creating the show that changed how I personally felt about it, even though I’d already watched it ~15 times in the past 11 years and felt the same each time…

The show had always been created with the goal of fleshing out the cast, particularly the rest of the crew that were left to the sidelines as purely comedy, or used as a means to develop Turbo and Chet’s story and the plot of the movie as a whole. However there was a slight change in pace during development,

I really think the best example of the change happens as early as the first episode, actually.

Crazy Fast has always been a spectacular episode of this show, that I’ve seen almost universal enjoyment of across fans whether or not they like the direction the show went in, or whether or not they even like turbo fast in the first and just prefer the movie…

It’s also one of the strangest episodes in the series when compared to tone of the rest of them.

CF could be described as a more action-comedy focused episode, but there are actually plenty of those in the series (Turbo Drift is a particularly well received example in this case, which I and others agree is an episode that reaches similar quality of CF, which is certainly helped by its similar 22 minute runtime as opposed to being a segmented 11 min double episode like the rest of the series.) Yet, not many actually keep the same “vibes” even so.

I believe the difference between even the more action focused episodes and ESPECIALLY the comedic focused episodes and how they changed fan’s enjoyment and the quality of the writing (especially for the characters) can be best observed through Turbo, who can be argued to be the main protagonist of the series, and franchise as a whole.

If you’ve read this far i’d be really hopefully that you’ve at least watched the movie Turbo, and at least seasons 1 and 2 of Turbo Fast. (I’d be really surprised if you haven’t actually. Why are you here?)

While this is a post about the show, It’s kind of impossible to talk about Turbo’s character without briefly explaining his personality in the movie and how it transferred, changed and evolved going into the show.

In the movie, Turbo is an incredibly stubborn yet optimistic sort of guy. Quite literally doing things that could most definitely end in his death (see: lawnmower scene) just because he holds the genuine belief and hope that he can do it.

He is also sarcastic, rude even the slightest bit egotistical at times, a notable example being him laughing at Whiplash and the rest of the crew (which, at that point he was not yet a part of) because he believes himself to be somewhat better than them because they’re slow… only to be immediately humbled lol.

During Crazy Fast (which, I’ll from now on refer to as CF) , he retains these traits, just shows them in different ways!

Ironically, he also gets pretty humbled in this episode, like, multiple times, as he learns that his way isn’t really always the best way. We see another example of how despite his optimism (and, in a negative sense, his stubbornness) being one of his defining traits, it isn’t always impenetrable. His belief that he can overcome everything becomes a negative thing as he accepts Hardcase’s challenge without really any other choice, which puts everyone in danger.

A new trait that I personally did not see very much, if at all in the movie is that Turbo is also incredibly naive in this show. partially due to his default mode of thinking everything is gonna go as planned, and brazen (sometimes egotistical) belief that He’s Got This, (he doesn’t got it, fyi) and the fact that he is incredibly inexperienced as a racer.

His naivety is a very good example of taking traits that Turbo already possessed and amplifying them both to flesh out his character by highlighting parts about him the movie didn’t introduce itself, and to create more opportunities for comedic situations!

However during later seasons, particularly late season 2 and all of season 3, the shift in focus on writing for the show drastically changed how turbo’s traits were expressed…

Sure, it was definitely funny. But even when I was the age of 7 years old watching this show instead of my pathetically elderly 17, I could notice that it wasn’t really the Turbo I loved seeing on the screen.

he seemed… kind of stupid!

His optimism was still there, but he became so optimistic and naive that he lacked skepticism even when faced with obvious opposition, things he consistently took as a trigger to shift his opinion or even get mad at, seem nonexistent for the sake of moving the plot along. It drastically changes him to create room for stories that yes, while funny, lose any comedic value they might have had because it shouldn’t even be happening to happen in the first place, or at least not in the way it’s played out, because he just wouldn’t respond to the situation that way.

That isn’t always a bad thing, however! Sometimes characters have to do things they wouldn’t normally do. That’s kind of the entire point of creating new scenarios and episodes. If none of those things happened then it would kind of be an incredibly boring show, not funny or good at all.

It’s the way that the characters react under these situations that sort of make or break it, whether you’re trying to make the audience laugh, or any other emotion you aim to convey through your episodes.

While still flawed, a well executed example of pushing Turbo’s traits in a situation he wouldn’t normally allow is Adopt-A-Toad, which is an episode in the middle of season 1.

An awfully executed example is The Snailman, which embodies a lot of Turbo being uncharacteristically stupid… There are a lot more cases similar to The Snailman in this show rather than Adopt-A-Toad, unfortunately.

I’ve asked around in a Turbo fandom discord server people’s opinions about the show and gained a few common opinions about these changes, especially in character personalities and general “flanderisation.”

For starters, most people (including me) don’t actually have a problem with the fact that the show isn’t always racing or story focused. The characters and their shenanigans they get up to are what people watch the show for, and that interest aligns pretty well with the goal of production and the creation of the show in general. The purpose has always been to flesh out the characters and world these little snails would live in.

What people do have a problem with is how the characters almost entirely change from how they were established both in the movie and in the beginnings of the show in ways that do not make sense in order to be “funny.” When oftentimes, it doesn’t really work too much in later episodes, as it’s so extreme.

Common complaints on that front are about Turbo, Skidmark, and Burn, who most people agree are the worst victims of flanderisation throughout the series. (An honorable mention is Whiplash, and I’d personally add on Chet and Hardcase as well, although Hardcase less so as he is the only one of these picks who originates from the show and not the movie.)

Some claim and have problems with the fact that, despite the show’s focused on fleshing out characters, they didn’t actually get fleshed out all too much?! Some were given backstories or information about themself that either never went anywhere or were very, very one off jokes. Most complain about Whiplash and his mysterious past mentor, Breakneck which we never learned too much about, and the fact that some members of the crew weren’t really given as much care as he was, and his was never resolved…

Personally I don’t actually have a problem with the whole Breakneck incident and never finding out what it is. To me, it seems like the purpose of it was to serve as a “hint,” a real thing that happened, while also being a joke. And it succeeded! Whiplash and Breakneck’s past and current dynamic is still treated seriously, and the joke probably would’ve been ruined had they actually said or shown what the incident was, but I can also agree with the fact that it would be pretty awesome to learn what happened.

One thing I undeniably agree with is that the rest of the crew, including Turbo and Chet who we know the most about, do have incredibly missed potential when it comes to their own stories. Like previously mentioned, many are relegated to jokes (I.e. Skidmark, whom of which has a few jokes referencing his family that range from really, really funny to nobody likes this episode and never comes back to rewatch it, so 99% of people don’t even remember that Skidmark said that, and also Why the hell does he hate his dad so much??)

Smoove is probably one of the best characters when it comes to “giving them things other than being in the crew,” what with his little brother and everything to do with that, which I won’t be getting too much into because I want to make a post about Buster EVENTUALLY…

People are also pretty sad about the fact that certain villains never really get to return, particularly F.A.J.I.T.A, who I am also incredibly bummed about never getting any more screen time despite them being so, so interesting… but I suspect that it has less to do with the way the show changed and more we just didn’t get enough runtime to actually go about them again.

Regardless of the direction F.A.S.T. went, and all its shortcomings, it’s still a show that really changed my life. I made this post because I cannot stfu about racing snails…. Maybe there’s an alternate universe out there where all of our problems were addressed…

Also. Yes, I am aware this show is for 14 year olds.. but like, I noticed all of this while watching when I was 9. If 9 year old me had the mind to I am sure he would also be making long ass tumblr posts about it.

Thanks 4 readinggg

[calebwittebane]

gaia update!

her next appointment is later today, still monitoring the new tumor before we decide on the next step... sure hope this time chemo ends up being enough, i really dont want her to have to go thru yet another surgery. its a risk every time for an older cat like her. plus its in a difficult spot this time, close to ligaments and stuff. also, and i know its a strange thing to say, in this case her loving me so much actually constitutes something a problem... she fully wakes up the second she hears my voice or smells my presence, when it wouldve been better for her to sleep off the nausea and grogginess for a little longer 😭 but at the same time i dont wanna wait longer to pick her up because i know she'd be very very upset to wake up while i wasn't there. babyyyy

right now shes feeling and looking okay though. she got some anti-inflammatory shots on monday to help with her teefies, cuz her gums had been hurting (probably its cuz her immune system aint doing so hot rn), and it really helped. she ate a LOT yesterday and seemed really content about it. full tummy gaia :) the problem with her and her teeth is that it's kind of a recurring issue, once again probably stemming from her immune system getting kinda overwhelmed, and it makes it hard for her to eat her kibble (even if the bikkies are small, and soaking them isn't an option because she will NOT touch soggy bikkies even if she's very hungry). while id love to just switch her to wet food full time, that makes her poops very soft (very bad news for her and her funny furry pantaloons) and i... dont have the budget for it... i wouldnt give her and amity anything with a vague ingredients list and without stellar reviews, and high quality wet food in the "full meals every day" quantity is just not something i can afford. so she gets a nice spoonful of her favorite wet food (or canned tuna! she loooooves tuna) after taking her meds and thats it. i love that since its a reward for swallowing her pills, and amity gets the wet food too, amity always stands close and bonks gaia beforehand, like she's encouraging her and saying good luck... amity has been very nice to gaia in general lately. i mean she's still a bit of a nuisance to her, just because their personalities clash a little, but shes been trying hard to be very gentle. i loooooove amity's new habit of kissing gaia's paws. it's so sweet and adorable... thats right amity, your big sister is very fancy and chic, with dainty pawsies that need to be kissed!

she's also been very playful, which is good. she's got energy! and a new favorite toy, once again its part of a larger toy amity customized for herself (ripped parts off of) and it's this soft fuzzy orb thing. she's also been a little whiny, but i'm pretty sure that's just her complaining about the heat, it's not uncommon for her in summertime. she feels better when the fan is pointing at her. oh and she hates the lawnmowers outside... i dont wake up from the noises i wake up from her yelling at the noises ajdhfbxkdj. shes so annoyed.

wish it were easier to get a pet groomer appointment in this doggone town. a lion cut would definitely help her cope with the temperatures. plus knowing how funny she looks when her fur is wet id love to see her BALD she would look soooo funny. all the places with good reviews are always fully booked though it seems. swear to god this is all such a scam, Back In My Day if your cat was in surgery you could ask the vet to go ahead and give them a lion cut while they were still under anesthesia lmao. my own clippers just don't work with her fur either, it's too fine and soft. the cons of being a fluffy cloud... a toasted meringue angel... a lovely tiramisu girl... a silly baby s'more... a caramel frappucino princess...

[seeyatellite]

Am I a terrible person for feeling hopeful anticipation about my father’s death instead of fearing it?

I will feel liberated by it. He’s the only thing tying me to the things I feel unsafe and disconnected from. I feel no sense of belonging or joy around boats, cars or sports of any kind. Sure, I love high efficiency vehicles and practical cars like the Prius or sort of cool 4-banger hatchbacks with personality and EVs but that’s not what Dad’s about. He engineered the Dodge Viper; a 500hp monster of a 10-cylinder gas hog.

I’ll no longer be burdened by people wanting to see or be on his boat on Lake St. Clair. I’ll no longer carry the shame of being a disappointment who doesn’t watch hockey, want sports cars or fast fuel burners and pointless 2-seaters with more engine than practicality.

I’ll no longer hear people say, “I can teach you.” when I say I can’t drive a stick… I won’t even have to say it. Dad’s Viper will be gone. So will his 32’ boat and I’ll finally be freed from the lifelong hell which has been the Lake St. Clair lifestyle.

I have never been interested in contributing to the massive amount of carbon emissions or fuel runoff and disgusting chemicals used in boating or muscle cars. I think they can be beautiful and as a photographer and videographer, that can be an amazing quality.

Boaters paint the bottoms of their boats with a paint that’s intended to wear off of dust away into the water. There’s a seasonal repaint ritual and insane amounts of plastic used in shrink wrapping boats every year. The winterizing process is a mess of chemical flushes, plastic bottles and non-aerosol cans of paint and oils. Each trip on the boat costs hundreds of dollars to fill 2 500+ horsepower engines with a hundred gallons of fuel… which I think is accurate… 50 on each side… or 40.

I don’t care about boats yet they’ve been shoved down my throat and I’ve been teased and shamed for wanting to do something else since I was a child.

My favorite “sports car” was the Chrysler Crossfire as a 6-cylinder, somewhat practical car with a decent-size trunk and an automatic transmission requiring no significant maintenance or knowledge I couldn’t pawn off on a trusted mechanic.

The closest thing to pride I could feel about a car is if I made a Prius or EV last a lifetime or until I could afford something even less environmentally destructive. I don’t even like putting down lawn chemicals.

I once tried to “man up” and handle 100% of my father’s yardwork, felt good about the day and even saw a little bird nest with freshly hatched babies chilling in a bush near the porch. I finished the day, felt accomplished and said good night to the birds… apparently the chemicals meant to “kill pests” also poisoned the bird’s food supply because I had to bury them within a few days. This, combined with once chopping off a curious gopher or some tiny hole-loving mammal’s head off with a lawnmower… fuck that. I don’t want a house. I’d rather lived in community housing the rest of my life.

I’m a thick black mark of shame on everything my father is and everything he loves. Why wouldn’t I anticipate the departure of that lifestyle from my life?

I’m not hoping for his death… I just don’t want his life.

Does that make me evil?

[thehues-home]

Transforming Home Theaters with Thermal Insulated Blackout Curtains

Creating the perfect home theater experience involves more than just a big screen and comfy seating. To truly immerse yourself in the movie, you need to control light and sound effectively. Thermal insulated blackout curtains are an essential component in achieving this goal. In this article, we’ll explore the numerous benefits of using these curtains to enhance your home theater for optimal light and sound control.

The Importance of Light Control in Home Theaters

One of the most critical aspects of any home theater is the ability to manage light. Ambient light from outside can wash out the image on your screen, diminishing your viewing experience. Thermal insulated blackout curtains are designed to block out all external light, ensuring that your home theater remains dark and conducive to movie watching.

Benefits of Light Control:

Enhanced Picture Quality: By eliminating glare and reflections, you can enjoy more vibrant colors and clearer images.

Mood Setting: A darkened room helps create the right atmosphere for an immersive experience, drawing viewers into the film’s world.

Why Choose Thermal Insulated Blackout Curtains?

Thermal insulated blackout curtains offer more than just light-blocking benefits. Here’s why they are a fantastic choice for home theaters:

1. Temperature Control

These curtains help maintain a comfortable temperature in your theater by blocking heat from entering during the summer and preventing warmth from escaping in the winter. This means your HVAC system won’t have to work as hard, leading to energy savings.

2. Sound Insulation

Insulated curtains are excellent for sound control. They can significantly reduce noise from outside, creating a quieter environment that enhances your viewing experience. Whether it’s traffic, barking dogs, or lawnmowers, sound insulating curtains can help keep the focus on the movie.

3. Versatile Aesthetics

Available in various colors, patterns, and fabrics, thermal drapes can easily complement your home theater’s design. Whether you prefer a sleek modern look or something more classic and cozy, there’s a curtain option that fits your style.

Choosing the Right Thermal Insulated Blackout Curtains

When selecting thermal insulated blackout curtains for your home theater, consider the following factors:

1. Fabric and Thickness

Look for curtains made from thick, multi-layered materials. Fabrics like velvet, polyester, or heavy cotton blends provide superior insulation and light-blocking capabilities.

2. Color and Design

Opt for darker colors to maximize light-blocking efficiency. Rich hues like deep blue, charcoal, or even black can not only enhance the blackout effect but also add a touch of elegance to your home theater.

3. Length and Width

For effective light control, choose curtains that extend from the ceiling to the floor and are wide enough to cover the entire window frame. This ensures that no light seeps in from the sides or bottom.

4. Installation Method

Consider how you will hang your curtains. Rod pockets, grommets, or clips can all provide different looks and ease of use. Ensure that the hardware you choose complements your theater’s decor.

Styling Your Home Theater with Thermal Insulated Blackout Curtains

Here are some tips on how to style thermal insulated blackout curtains in your home theater:

1. Layering

For added insulation and light control, consider layering your blackout curtains with sheer drapes. This combination allows you to enjoy natural light during the day while still having the option to block it out completely when watching movies.

2. Matching Decor

Coordinate your curtains with your theater’s color scheme. If your walls are painted a deep shade, matching your curtains can create a cohesive look. Alternatively, choose curtains in a contrasting color to make a bold statement.

3. Accent Lighting

Incorporate accent lighting in your home theater to enhance the ambiance. Wall sconces or LED strips can complement your curtains and create a theater-like atmosphere, making it feel even more inviting.

4. Use of Patterns

If you want to add visual interest, consider patterned thermal drapes. Geometric or abstract designs can elevate the overall look of your theater without compromising on functionality.

Conclusion

Thermal insulated blackout curtains are a game-changer for home theaters, offering superior light and sound control while enhancing energy efficiency. With the right choice of curtains, you can transform your viewing space into a cinematic paradise, ensuring that every movie night is an immersive experience. Whether you’re an avid movie buff or a casual viewer, investing in quality insulated curtains is sure to elevate your home theater experience to new heights.

[voltz321]

Why Electric Lawn Mowers Are the Future of DIY Lawn Care

Introduction to Electric Lawn Mowers

Benefits of Using Electric Lawn Mowers

The environmental impact of switching to an electric lawn mower is one of the strongest arguments in favor of doing so. Electric mowers have no emissions, in contrast to gas mowers that release dangerous pollutants. This enhances the quality of the air surrounding your home in addition to helping the environment. Electric mowers also require less maintenance because they have fewer moving parts and don’t need air filters, spark plugs, or oil changes. Electric mowers are more user-friendly than gas ones because they are lighter and easier to handle, and they can be started with a single button.

Selecting the Right Electric Lawn Mower for Your Needs

Think about things like your lawn’s size, the terrain, and your preferred power source when selecting an electric lawnmower. Because they have an infinite runtime, corded models are perfect for smaller yards, but they do need to be near an electrical outlet. Larger lawns can benefit from cordless models, which offer greater mobility but have a shorter battery life. The mower’s cutting width, adjustable cutting heights, and capacity for side discharge, bagging, or mulching are important features to check for.

Ease of Use

Another benefit of electric lawn mowers is their user-friendliness. For homeowners of all ages and physical capabilities, they are the best option because they are typically lighter and more manageable than gas-powered mowers. Additionally, a lot of electric mowers have push-button start systems, which do away with the need to pull a cord in order to start the engine. For people who struggle to start traditional pull-start mowers or have mobility issues, this feature is especially helpful.

Electric mowers are quieter than their gas-powered counterparts and also easier to start. In addition to making mowing more enjoyable, the lower noise levels lessen the possibility of upsetting nearby residents. Those who live in neighborhoods with noise restrictions or in close proximity to other people should pay particular attention to this.

Safety Features

When using any lawn care equipment, safety is an important factor to take into account, and electric mowers have many benefits in this area. They do away with the possibility of fuel leaks and spills, which can be dangerous for the environment and the user. In addition, the dangerous fumes that gas-powered mowers release are not produced by electric mowers, lowering the possibility of breathing in hazardous substances.

Numerous electric lawn mowers come with safety features that prevent unintentional starts, like automatic shut-off upon handle release. In order to prevent potential hazards, the mower can modify its speed or stop completely. Certain models additionally come equipped with sensors that identify obstacles or changes in the terrain.

Reduced Maintenance

The fact that electric lawn mowers require less maintenance is one of their biggest benefits. To keep gas-powered lawn mowers operating smoothly, they need to have their oil changed, air filters changed, and spark plugs maintained on a regular basis. Depending on how long the mower lasts, these chores may be expensive and time-consuming.

In contrast, electric mowers require less maintenance because they have fewer moving parts. It is not necessary to deal with carburetor problems, change the oil, or replace the air filters. The only routine upkeep needed is to make sure the battery is charged and to keep the blades sharp. The mower lasts longer thanks to this less maintenance, which also saves time and money.

Maximizing the Lifespan of Your Electric Lawn Mower

[zinbu]

Name: Adrien “Axel” Leclerc

Age: 26

Occupation: Mechanic, Tattoo Artist (Side Job)

Nationality: French

Vehicle: Old Beetle

Background:

Adrien Leclerc, known by his friends and clients as “Axel,” was born in the industrious outskirts of Marseille, France. His early years were spent immersed in the world of machinery, courtesy of his father, who was an amateur mechanic. From a young age, Axel was fascinated by engines and the intricate workings of machines. His father’s garage became his playground, where he learned to disassemble and reassemble everything from lawnmowers to old cars.

Axel’s passion for cars became evident when he inherited his father’s aging Volkswagen Beetle. Determined to restore it, he poured his heart and soul into the project, turning the dilapidated vehicle into a gleaming classic. This Beetle, now a symbol of his craftsmanship and dedication, remains Axel’s prized possession.

Relationship with Little Moon:

Axel’s relationship with Little Moon is marked by a blend of tough love and genuine care. When Little Moon attempted to steal from him, Axel saw beyond the youngen's actions and recognised the potential for growth. Rather than resorting to punishment, he offered him a job at his tattoo studio, giving him a chance to redeem himself. Their interactions often involve playful ribbing and mutual respect, with Axel acting as a mentor and a protective figure.

Career:

Axel’s primary role as a mechanic reflects his lifelong love for cars. His workshop, nestled in Marseille, is a sanctuary where the scent of motor oil mingles with the loud strains of rock and metal music. It’s a place where Axel’s skills are on full display, whether he’s repairing a classic car or customising a high-performance engine. His side job as a tattoo artist allows him to channel his creative energy into intricate designs, making his studio a popular destination for those seeking both artistry and personal connection.

Likes:

Classic Cars: Axel’s restored Beetle is just one of many classic cars he adores. He frequently attends car shows and auctions, always on the lookout for rare and unique finds.

Rock/Metal Music: Axel’s love for rock and metal music is unwavering.

Tattoos: Axel’s own body is covered in tattoos, each one symbolising a significant event or personal milestone in his life.

Tobacco: Smoking is a longstanding habit for Axel. He often takes breaks with a cigarette in hand, a habit that contributes to his distinctive scent.

Cooking: Axel is a talented cook, specialising in French cuisine. His ratatouille and coq au vin are well-loved by his friends and family.

Biking (not motorcycles): Although he dislikes motorcycles, Axel enjoys leisurely rides on his bicycle, particularly on scenic routes or along coastal paths.

Vintage Music Equipment: Axel has a collection of rare vinyl records and vintage music equipment, which he treasures for their history and sound quality.

Dislikes:

Motorcycles: Axel harbours a strong aversion to motorcycles, stemming from a traumatic accident involving a close friend.

Dishonesty: He values honesty and integrity deeply, finding deceit and dishonesty unacceptable.

Noise Complaints: While he enjoys loud music, Axel has little patience for neighbours who complain about the noise.

Fast Food: Axel prefers home-cooked meals over fast food, finding the latter lacking in quality and taste.

Overly Modern Technology: While he embraces useful technology, Axel is skeptical of overly complex gadgets that complicate rather than simplify life.

Crowded Places: Axel finds crowded environments stressful and overwhelming, preferring quieter, more serene settings.

Unnecessary Small Talk: He values meaningful conversations and finds superficial small talk tiresome and unproductive.

Personality Traits:

Loyal and Protective: Axel is fiercely loyal to those he cares about, often going to great lengths to support and protect them.

Hardworking: His dedication to his work, whether as a mechanic or a tattoo artist, is evident in everything he does.

Creative: Axel’s creativity is evident in both his mechanical work and his tattoo designs, blending technical skill with artistic expression.

Grumpy but Soft-Hearted: Though he may come across as gruff, those close to him know that Axel has a deeply compassionate and caring nature.

Secrets:

Past Love: Axel once had a deeply significant romantic relationship that ended in heartbreak, which has shaped his cautious approach to love and relationships.

Hidden Talent: Axel is a skilled guitarist, a talent he keeps private and uses as a personal escape when he’s alone in his garage.

Fun Facts:

Signature Smell: Axel is known for his distinctive scent of motor oil and tobacco, which has become a part of his identity.

Unique Tattoos: His body is covered in tattoos, each with its own story or significance, including a few secret designs known only to him.

Secret Recipe: Axel’s homemade ratatouille is a closely guarded family recipe, often a hit at gatherings with friends and family.

Collector: He has an eclectic collection of vintage car parts and rock band memorabilia, each piece holding sentimental value and telling a story.

Cooking Skills: Axel’s cooking skills extend beyond French cuisine; he is also adept at making traditional dishes from other cultures.

Music Enthusiast: Axel owns a collection of rare vinyl records and vintage music equipment, a hobby he indulges in during his downtime.

Community Involvement: Despite his gruff exterior, Axel is actively involved in local community events, often volunteering his mechanical skills or organizing charity car shows.

[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #85A

I’ve come back from the future to warn you that today’s Brain Curd is incredibly lazy! It’s so lazy, in fact, that if my calculations are correct, it could have caused a rift in the time-space continuum! We simply cannot have that, so here is another Curd to balance the equation!

“What’s that?” Nessa asked, having just walked into the kitchen. Instead of coffee in the pot, there was a mysterious green glowing liquid.

“Oh, that?” Beatrice answered. “That’s tea that makes you go back in time to the day you were born.”

“Huh?”

“When you drink it, you go back to when you were a baby coming out of your Mom in the hospital.”

“How is that possible?”

“It’s the miracle of life, Ness, it’s perfectly normal.”

“No, I mean the tea.”

“I brewed it from these leaves.” Beatrice pointed at the tin. “See?”

Nessa picked up the tin and read the label: “Tea That Sends You Back To When You Were A Little Baby (Exiting The Womb).”

“This really doesn’t clear anything up,” she said.

“Read the ingredients.”

Nessa turned it around. “But the ingredients just say the same thing.”

“It’s very high quality stuff. Quite pure.”

“Does it really work?”

“I have no idea. I sure hope so, since I spent my rent money on it.”

“You what?!?” Nessa panicked. “We’ll get evicted!”

“I figured that wouldn’t be a problem since I’m going back to being a little baby and the doctor will spank my butt to make sure I start breathing and stuff. And then I just live off of milk for a while which is way cheaper for me.”

“Wait, it turns you into a baby? You don’t just go and watch?”

“No way, dude, that would be creepy. That’s my mom, I don’t wanna see that.”

“Do you, like… just stay that way?”

“Ness, do you not know how babies work? They grow up. They get bigger, you know. Start eating solid food, stuff like that.”

“So you don’t come back?”

“I mean, not until I grow up and move in with you again.”

“Hmmm…” Nessa rubbed her chin. “I have an idea. When you turn back into a baby, do you keep your memories?”

“The salesman didn’t mention it. Only one way to find out!” Beatrice chugged a whole cup of the stuff in one swig. Her pupils dilated and she started vibrating like a semi truck traveling eighty-eight miles an hour sideways. She spasmed, breathed in deeply, and looked over at Nessa.

Nessa waved her hand in front of Beatrice’s face. “You okay?”

“Deja Vu, dude…”

“What?”

“I swear I’ve had this tea before.”

“But did you remember anything when you went back to being a baby?”

“Huh? Oh, no. Not until I drank the tea again.”

“What?”

“This is… so, like… it’s hard to explain, but I, like, feel like I did everything else once, but I drank the tea twice. Does that make sense?”

“So you didn’t remember anything. Shoot.” Nessa rubbed her forehead. “There goes my plan to get the rent money.”

“What was that?” Beatrice asked.

“Invest in Apple back in the 90s.”

“I can give it another shot.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah, yeah, it’s no biggie. I wanted to live my life again anyway.”

Beatrice poured another cup and chugged it, once again looked like she was riding a lawnmower down a cliff, and took a deep breath.

“Damn, dude.” She said, coming to.

“What?”

“This stuff tastes awful.”

“Did it work?”

“Nah, I tried to buy stocks but I was six so I didn’t have any money.”

“Shit. Now what?”

“There’s a little bit left. Maybe if you drink it, it’ll be just enough to take you back to the beginning of this conversation and we can try again.”

“It’s worth a try, I guess,” Nessa said, shrugging, as she poured the remainder of the pot down her throat. She blinked and all of a sudden found herself slightly disoriented, walking through the doorway to the kitchen holding a mug. She looked at it in her hand and figured she must have come out for coffee.

“What’s that?” Nessa asked, having just walked into the kitchen. Instead of coffee in the pot, there was a mysterious green glowing liquid.

“Oh, that?” Beatrice answered. “That’s tea that makes you go back in time to the day you were born.”

[fartbox600]

I would love to hear ur kuro thoughts and hcs and fanfic recs sometime!

oh boy i have so many… hmm hm mhm ok

PART ONE: thoughts

controversial opinion!! i don’t think the undertaker is related to vincent/frances/o!ciel/misc. at least not by blood, but obviously there was something going on with claudia. but i feel like atp in the manga we would’ve had something more to hint at it like we did with the 2 ciels theory.

uh uh uh i literally almost shat myself when doll came back because WHAT! i missed her sm but i thought like… there was no way for her to come back?? but she’s here :) she’ll probably end up dead or getting snake killed though. finny is probably safe in terms of making it to the end of the manga

they should have killed off bard. i love him he’s one of my favorite characters but i’m tired of the manga not having any REAL stakes. either that or i’ve just been watching too much attack on titan/game of thrones recently. but idk killing off bard would have been ROUGH like woah, that’s a key piece to o!ciels success just gone. it would have balanced out the ‘win’ that o!ciel got with meyrin and ran mao

the chapters are WAYYY too short... like decrease the quality of the work to make more or take longer to release longer chapters pls and thanks. not every panel has to be this beautiful thing it can b a bit rough yana pls….. waiting on new chapters is GRUEEEEELING LIKE GRUELING. don’t get me even started on the last chapter bc what was THAT??? that was literally nothing like nothing, at all. the last two/three chapters should have been just one

PART TWO: headcanons

ronald died due to dick in lawnmower and that technically counted as offing himself bc it was 100% his fault

sebastian can taste food like a person can he’s just 1. not used to it 2. an asshole

o!ciel on multiple occasions has swiped everything off his desk, called sebastian into his room, and made him pick everything up and put it back EXACTLY where it was and if sebastian fucks it up o!ciel makes him start over

finny wasn’t allowed inside the manor for 2 weeks after he got his head stuck between the bannisters

lizzys favorite color is green

PART THREE: fanfic recs

so tbh i don’t consume a lot of fanfic for kuro just because filtering out all the garbage cuts out MOST fics on ao3, and i wouldn’t touch wattpad with a ten foot pole (i’m too lazy to figure out ff.net)

some fics i enjoy that you probably already know about are:

Coattails by @pain-in-the-butler

this is literally classic kuro fanfic like this is THEE fanfic for this fandom (but it’s highly likely you know this) i have a huge special interest in late victorian history in general so i very much appreciate the lengths the author goes to to make things feel authentically victorian :)

New Life; Cool Life by Rhonda

it’s very interesting and special to me !! it’s pretty dark but not terribly so, and it has some great character exploration for grelle and o!ciel. very au but feels like canon characters

Front Page News by TheArchaeologist

i like fics where sebastian gets the crap knocked out of him. great ensemble fic with focus on the servants :)

Staring Contest by BrainExhaustionGodStan

focus on bard but just a SMIDGE of dadbastian which is great

One is One, and All Alone by @pain-in-the-butler

oh my god another banger fic by my favorite kuro author wow. this one is a cool little snippet of r!ciel and o!ciel if they ended up going to weston. rlly cute very wholesome but with some angst ! but it’s hurt/comfort